If And Only If

 

In the end, Bill wanted to be a hero. Unfortunately, he also turned out to be a dick.

Those are firemen. JSYK.

It's All Relative.

Why shame is an unnecessary facet of bad life choices
(original content of conversation has been altered to suit the purposes of
someone messing around with Paint).

Meta-meta

This sentence is self-referencing.

TTFN.

"Bye, table! Bye, chair! You have always been a lovely front door!"

Universal Solitude.

How often do you look back and think, "Man, I wish I had stayed home and surfed the internet?"

Deconstructive Criticism.

Or something like that. Infinite regression!

For the Love of Awesomeness.

Even if that doesn't happen, why not have awesome memories?

Determinism ftw.

There are little holes in this logic that I'm happy to refute away.

The Meaning of Sodium.

You ever notice how we don't question the meaning of things that aren't /us/?

No one ever loved you.

True story.

Yeah...still re-learning Paint. On a side note: I love myself.

"Daddy Issues."

Hey guys I haz blog! I haven't used paint in approximately ten years....you can mock.

Mostly i'm poking fun at a girl in my field of interest who bears a striking resemblance to someone i know...or at least as much of a resemblance as a character created in MS Paint can have.

:)